We were watching a cooking show on TV when the little guy asked to change the channel.
Bizkit: Mama, wan change cehnel
Me: I want to watch this show so I can learn to cook delicious food for you.
Surprisingly he doesn't protest and continues watching for quite sometime. Then he suddenly pipes up.
Bizkit: No wan mama cook for Bizkit.
Me: You don't want me to cook for you?
Bizkit: Yeeass. Bizkit cook for mama!
Me: You'll learn how to cook for me??
Bizkit: Yeeasss!
Me: Awwwww *melts into a puddle*
Ah this guy! Why'd you have to go and steal my heart!