#BizkitSays 15 - Energy

Bizkit saw some ants crawling up and down a wall and asked me to look.

Bizkit: Ants Mama! Ants!

Me: Yes. Those are ants. Look at how strong they are crawling up the wall.

Bizkit: The ants go up got energy. 

Me: Yes.

Bizkit: This one go down, no energy. 

Me: Huh? 

#BizkitSays 14 - Cold

Was putting Bizkit to bed when he took off his pajamas and just refused to put it back on.

BizkitPapa: Why don't you put your clothes back on?

Bizkit: Dowan

BizkitPapa: Why not?

Bizkit: Because... I wan become cold.

#BizkitSays 13 - Baby no. 2

Bizkit randomly asked me for a baby just now.

Bizkit: Mama, want put baby inside there. *touches my belly*

Me: You want a baby? 

Bizkit: Yes!

Me: Well if we have a baby you have to stop breastfeeding.

Bizkit: *looks at me skeptically* No~~

Me: Because the baby can't drink milk from a cup but you can. So you'll have to let the baby breastfeed. So if we have a baby can you stop breastfeeding?

Bizkit: *without missing a beat* NO. The baby can drink from the bottle.

Bizkit = 1

Mama = 0

#BizkitSays 12 - Man and Machines

So I got myself a beautiful, intricate henna from my student's event today. Obviously Bizkit noticed it immediately.

Bizkit: Mama what is this? 

Me: It's henna. Isn't it pretty?

Bizkit: Yes. You should do this hand (too).

Me: Yeah,  I should've done on both hands huh?

*continues to admire the henna* and then he blurts out:

ROBOT FLOWER!

Me: A what?

Bizkit: Robot Flower! Mama('s) hand Robot Flower! 

I guess I would fit right in at the Met Gala this year. Move aside Gigi, I've got a Robot Flower on my hand!  LOL! 

#BizkitSays 11- Yo

Bought a glitter quicksand phone case to replace my broken one and the little guy was admiring the glitter falling slowly and went:

Wow! So coool! 

😱 Cool? Who taught you that word?

#BizkitSays 10 - Pretty Sexy

Sometimes Bizkit can be so random. I will be in my home rags and hair tied in a bun and he'll randomly spurt in a singsong voice

Mama so sexyprettysexyprettysexypretty! Mmmm~~~

And the. Proceed to hug me. 

Ah this boy, 2 and a half and he's so good at making my heart do somersaults! 

#BizkitSays 09 - Pretty drummer

We were watching this blonde girl on the drums on Youtube. 

Bizkit: Pretty girl play drums! 

Me: Who taught you to say that?

Bizkit: Kao Fu! (His uncle, my brother)

So I interrogated my brother and my brother immediately went on defence mode. 

Bro: Where gOt? I nvr watch with him also. He don't simply blame me. Little guy so fast know how to get me into trouble. tell him when I get back I need a word with him!

#BizkitSays 08 - Real Man

So he's been bugging his dad to let him shave as well. And the dad willingly obliged by giving him a hotel comb as his "shaver" and splatting shaving cream on the little one's chin and upper lip.

After the shaving session, this conversation ensued:

PapaBizkit: So, now that you've shaved, are you a real man?

Bizkit: Yes! I am a real man! 

PapaBizkit: Ok.

Bizkit: I am a real man! I want to wear Superman (outfit)! 

Erm, my boy, Superman is in actual fact not a "real" man. He's actually an alien whose weakness is Kryptonite.