#BizkitSays 07 - Get it right

We were preparing rolled oats for our breakfast the next day when PapaBizkit came into the kitchen and asked:

PapaBizkit: Are you cooking oats?

Bizkit: No, I'm making breakfast. 

Get it right PapaBizkit. We're not cooking them oats! LOL! 

#BizkitSays 06 - Benefits of breastmilk

Was about to go to bed and had our nightime chat.

Me: Which one tastes better, breastmilk or fresh milk in a cup? 

Bizkit: Bes niuk! (Breastmilk)

Me: Why do you like breastmilk?

Bizkit: *states matter-a-factly* Because got flower and can sing wan! 

Me: .......

#BizkitSays 05 - Orange girlfriend?

One day we asked Bizkit:

Me: What does Mama call Papa?

Bizkit: Oppa!

Me: Yes!! And what does Papa call Mama? (The correct answer is Mama)

Bizkit: *cocks his head to the side and thinks for awhile before he confidently said:*) PUMPKIN!

Me: *turns to husband* You better not let me find that orange girlfriend of yours! 😡

#BizkitSays 04 - The power of icecream

Mealtimes are always difficult with this little one. It's always the same:

Me: *feeds a spoonful*

Bizkit: I dowan!

Or 

Me: *feeds a spoonful*

Bizkit: Yeeeuuuck 😖

Weather has been really hot lately so I bought Bizkit an icecream. He got really excited and started being all chatty without prompting.

Bizkit: Oh icecream! I like icecream!

Me: Ok.

Bizkit: *chuckles* Wow! So niceeee

Me: O-kayyy

Bizkit: Please Mama can I hold it? (we usually have to remind him to say please)

Me: Ok

Bizkit: *dramatic voice* Oh wow! It's so coldddd!

Me: Just eat your icecream.

Bizkit: *takes a bite* Hmmm naiceeeeeee

Me: 😒 

#BizkitSays 03 - The player

Me: Mama loves Bizkit. Bizkit loves...?

Bizkit: Bizkit loves mama....*dramatic pause*'s hair!

Me: 😒😒😒😒

#BizkitSays 02 - You deserve a compliment

Whenever Bizkit achieves something he previously couldn't we compliment him with "well done" or "clever boy" or "good job".

One day, he was kicking football with grandma back and forth. Suddenly grandma kicks hard and the ball goes flying.

Bizkit: Wow! Poh Poh kick the ball so high! 

Grandma: Yes I did!

Bizkit: Wellllll done! 

Grandma: 😂😂😂

#BizkitSays 01 : The correct finger

Points at me with both fingers and asks:

Bizkit: Mama what finger is this?

Me: Er... Pointy finger? 

Bizkit: NooooOOOooo. This is Index Finger! 

Me: LOL *embarassed* Yes you are correct!