#BizkitSays 15 - Dory

We took Bizkit to watch Finding Dory and he's been talking about the fish alot. ThOught he'd be all cute about it until he said:

I like Dory. I like to eat Dory fish wan. It's very good.

#Bizkitsays 14 - Don't Worry

Bizkit was climbing up and down from his huge cot. I was concerned that he would fall so I went over to help. And he told me...

"No worry. I can do it!"

Wait.Stop.Did my baby just say he doesn't need my help?!

NOooooOooOooOooo! 

#Bizkitsays 13 - Sweet talk

We were watching a cooking show on TV when the little guy asked to change the channel.

Bizkit: Mama, wan change cehnel 

Me: I want to watch this show so I can learn to cook delicious food for you.

Surprisingly he doesn't protest and continues watching for quite sometime. Then he suddenly pipes up.

Bizkit: No wan mama cook for Bizkit. 

Me: You don't want me to cook for you?

Bizkit: Yeeass. Bizkit cook for mama! 

Me: You'll learn how to cook for me??

Bizkit: Yeeasss!

Me: Awwwww *melts into a puddle* 

Ah this guy! Why'd you have to go and steal my heart!

#BizkitSays 15 - Energy

Bizkit saw some ants crawling up and down a wall and asked me to look.

Bizkit: Ants Mama! Ants!

Me: Yes. Those are ants. Look at how strong they are crawling up the wall.

Bizkit: The ants go up got energy. 

Me: Yes.

Bizkit: This one go down, no energy. 

Me: Huh? 

#BizkitSays 14 - Cold

Was putting Bizkit to bed when he took off his pajamas and just refused to put it back on.

BizkitPapa: Why don't you put your clothes back on?

Bizkit: Dowan

BizkitPapa: Why not?

Bizkit: Because... I wan become cold.

#BizkitSays 13 - Baby no. 2

Bizkit randomly asked me for a baby just now.

Bizkit: Mama, want put baby inside there. *touches my belly*

Me: You want a baby? 

Bizkit: Yes!

Me: Well if we have a baby you have to stop breastfeeding.

Bizkit: *looks at me skeptically* No~~

Me: Because the baby can't drink milk from a cup but you can. So you'll have to let the baby breastfeed. So if we have a baby can you stop breastfeeding?

Bizkit: *without missing a beat* NO. The baby can drink from the bottle.

Bizkit = 1

Mama = 0

#BizkitSays 12 - Man and Machines

So I got myself a beautiful, intricate henna from my student's event today. Obviously Bizkit noticed it immediately.

Bizkit: Mama what is this? 

Me: It's henna. Isn't it pretty?

Bizkit: Yes. You should do this hand (too).

Me: Yeah,  I should've done on both hands huh?

*continues to admire the henna* and then he blurts out:

ROBOT FLOWER!

Me: A what?

Bizkit: Robot Flower! Mama('s) hand Robot Flower! 

I guess I would fit right in at the Met Gala this year. Move aside Gigi, I've got a Robot Flower on my hand!  LOL! 

#BizkitSays 11- Yo

Bought a glitter quicksand phone case to replace my broken one and the little guy was admiring the glitter falling slowly and went:

Wow! So coool! 

😱 Cool? Who taught you that word?

#BizkitSays 10 - Pretty Sexy

Sometimes Bizkit can be so random. I will be in my home rags and hair tied in a bun and he'll randomly spurt in a singsong voice

Mama so sexyprettysexyprettysexypretty! Mmmm~~~

And the. Proceed to hug me. 

Ah this boy, 2 and a half and he's so good at making my heart do somersaults! 

#BizkitSays 09 - Pretty drummer

We were watching this blonde girl on the drums on Youtube. 

Bizkit: Pretty girl play drums! 

Me: Who taught you to say that?

Bizkit: Kao Fu! (His uncle, my brother)

So I interrogated my brother and my brother immediately went on defence mode. 

Bro: Where gOt? I nvr watch with him also. He don't simply blame me. Little guy so fast know how to get me into trouble. tell him when I get back I need a word with him!

#BizkitSays 08 - Real Man

So he's been bugging his dad to let him shave as well. And the dad willingly obliged by giving him a hotel comb as his "shaver" and splatting shaving cream on the little one's chin and upper lip.

After the shaving session, this conversation ensued:

PapaBizkit: So, now that you've shaved, are you a real man?

Bizkit: Yes! I am a real man! 

PapaBizkit: Ok.

Bizkit: I am a real man! I want to wear Superman (outfit)! 

Erm, my boy, Superman is in actual fact not a "real" man. He's actually an alien whose weakness is Kryptonite. 

#BizkitSays 07 - Get it right

We were preparing rolled oats for our breakfast the next day when PapaBizkit came into the kitchen and asked:

PapaBizkit: Are you cooking oats?

Bizkit: No, I'm making breakfast. 

Get it right PapaBizkit. We're not cooking them oats! LOL! 

#BizkitSays 06 - Benefits of breastmilk

Was about to go to bed and had our nightime chat.

Me: Which one tastes better, breastmilk or fresh milk in a cup? 

Bizkit: Bes niuk! (Breastmilk)

Me: Why do you like breastmilk?

Bizkit: *states matter-a-factly* Because got flower and can sing wan! 

Me: .......

#BizkitSays 05 - Orange girlfriend?

One day we asked Bizkit:

Me: What does Mama call Papa?

Bizkit: Oppa!

Me: Yes!! And what does Papa call Mama? (The correct answer is Mama)

Bizkit: *cocks his head to the side and thinks for awhile before he confidently said:*) PUMPKIN!

Me: *turns to husband* You better not let me find that orange girlfriend of yours! 😡

#BizkitSays 04 - The power of icecream

Mealtimes are always difficult with this little one. It's always the same:

Me: *feeds a spoonful*

Bizkit: I dowan!

Or 

Me: *feeds a spoonful*

Bizkit: Yeeeuuuck 😖

Weather has been really hot lately so I bought Bizkit an icecream. He got really excited and started being all chatty without prompting.

Bizkit: Oh icecream! I like icecream!

Me: Ok.

Bizkit: *chuckles* Wow! So niceeee

Me: O-kayyy

Bizkit: Please Mama can I hold it? (we usually have to remind him to say please)

Me: Ok

Bizkit: *dramatic voice* Oh wow! It's so coldddd!

Me: Just eat your icecream.

Bizkit: *takes a bite* Hmmm naiceeeeeee

Me: 😒 

#BizkitSays 03 - The player

Me: Mama loves Bizkit. Bizkit loves...?

Bizkit: Bizkit loves mama....*dramatic pause*'s hair!

Me: 😒😒😒😒

#BizkitSays 02 - You deserve a compliment

Whenever Bizkit achieves something he previously couldn't we compliment him with "well done" or "clever boy" or "good job".

One day, he was kicking football with grandma back and forth. Suddenly grandma kicks hard and the ball goes flying.

Bizkit: Wow! Poh Poh kick the ball so high! 

Grandma: Yes I did!

Bizkit: Wellllll done! 

Grandma: 😂😂😂

#BizkitSays 01 : The correct finger

Points at me with both fingers and asks:

Bizkit: Mama what finger is this?

Me: Er... Pointy finger? 

Bizkit: NooooOOOooo. This is Index Finger! 

Me: LOL *embarassed* Yes you are correct!